UBC News thread

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This is the news Thread for the happenings in unglonia,it contains not only information by the UBC (Unglonian Broadcasting corporation), but also other news sources such as:

VTS (Vela Television System)
UTN (Unglonian Television Network)
DBS (Diary Broadcasting System)

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Peter Peyton: A school Shooting has occurred in Connecticut USA, 27 people are dead...

...The government cuts off CNN for mistaking the identity of the perpetrator of the aforementioned shooting...

...And Paul McCartney is banned from unglonian airwaves and unglonia itself for plating alongside nirvana at the sandy relief concert.

ANNOUNCER: This is UBC News, with peter peyton.

Good evening, Tragedy as a school is attacked by a gunman by the name of lanza in Newtown, Connecticut in the USA. Fox News's Neil cavuto with the report.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/12/15/at-least-26-dead-in-shooting-at-connecticut-school/

Meanwhile due to a blunder mixing up the perpetrator, who is Adam lanza, with Ryan lanza, The unglonian military junta has cut off CNN from all pay TV systems in the country as punishment.

Another ban this time for a person: Musician Paul McCartney has been banned by the unglonian military junta for "endorsing pedophilia" by reuniting with nirvana a band also banned for their obscene cover for nevermind, with McCartney replacing Lead singer Kurt Cobain, who died on April 5, 1994 from disputed reasons.

Well that's all for tonight. I'm Peter Peyton saying, Unglonia dear, Goodnight.

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Dec 19
Peter Peyton: 11 Dead at a shooting on an INTERNET Cafe in New Dublin...

...A funeral is held for the victims of the sandy hook school massacre...

...and The junta announces an election set to begin on January 7.

ANNOUNCER: This is UBC News, with peter peyton.

Good evening, 11 are dead at an Internet Cafe in new Dublin in Grahamshire, the attack happened around lunchtime, this the current information as we know of it.

An interfaith Virgil has been held for the victims of the sandy hook elementary massacre, which killed up to 27 people, president Barack Obama vows that he will not let it happen again, and introduce new gun control laws.

Prime Minister Matthew jenoin has decided that he will hold elections beginning on January 7, bowing to international obligations. Jenoin says that he decided to hold these elections "to maintain regularity".

Well that's all for tonight. I'm Peter Peyton saying, Unglonia dear, Goodnight.

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Dec 20
Peter Peyton: the Internet cafe shooter from yesterday is arrested...

...Two new leaders in Japan and south korea...

...and the unglonian government says that the world will not end tomorrow.

ANNOUNCER: This is UBC News, with peter peyton.

Good evening, Police have arrested the Internet cafe shooter from yesterday, his name is Patrick Sanchez-Kennedy he is of mixed origin aged 31, and his trial is set for tomorrow.

Two countries in Asia have new leaders. in Japan Shinzo Abe of the conservative liberal democratic party was elected prime minister again, having served previously from 2006 to 2007. in South Korea, geun-hye park, daughter of former president Chung-hee Park, became the country's first female president, winnign the elections for the also conservative saenuri party.

And you might want to get out of your chambers, as the government says that the world will not end tomorrow, citing a report by NASA which said:

The world will not end in 2012. Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012.

The story started with claims that Nibiru, a supposed planet discovered by the Sumerians, is headed toward Earth. This catastrophe was initially predicted for May 2003, but when nothing happened the doomsday date was moved forward to December 2012 and linked to the end of one of the cycles in the ancient Mayan calendar at the winter solstice in 2012 -- hence the predicted doomsday date of December 21, 2012.

Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012. This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then -- just as your calendar begins again on January 1 -- another long-count period begins for the Mayan calendar.

Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.

The Earth has always been subject to impacts by comets and asteroids, although big hits are very rare. The last big impact was 65 million years ago, and that led to the extinction of the dinosaurs. Today NASA astronomers are carrying out a survey called the Spaceguard Survey to find any large near-Earth asteroids long before they hit. We have already determined that there are no threatening asteroids as large as the one that killed the dinosaurs. All this work is done openly with the discoveries posted every day on the NASA Near-Earth Object Program Office website, so you can see for yourself that nothing is predicted to hit in 2012.

For any claims of disaster or dramatic changes in 2012, where is the science? Where is the evidence? There is none, and for all the fictional assertions, whether they are made in books, movies, documentaries or over the Internet, we cannot change that simple fact. There is no credible evidence for any of the assertions made in support of unusual events taking place in December 2012.

Solar activity has a regular cycle, with peaks approximately every 11 years. Near these activity peaks, solar flares can cause some interruption of satellite communications, although engineers are learning how to build electronics that are protected against most solar storms. But there is no special risk associated with 2012. The next solar maximum will occur in the 2012-2014 time frame and is predicted to be an average solar cycle, no different than previous cycles throughout history. -NASA

Well that's all for tonight. I'm Peter Peyton saying, Unglonia dear, Goodnight.

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Peter Peyton: Trial begins for Patrick Sanchez-Kennedy...

...A woman in Argentina has revealed she plans to marry the convicted killer of her twin sister...

...and Julian assange sends a Christmas message.

Announcer: This Is UBC news with Peter Peyton

Peter Peyton: Good evening, trial has begun for Patrick sanchez-kennedy, the 31 year old man indicted for committing a mass murder on an Internet cafe on Wednesday. Alex Bulger with the report

Alex Bulger: you are looking at a mass murderer, 31-year-old Patrick sanchez-kennedy, In his testimony, he says his youth was poisoned by the cover of nevermind by nirvana, and then the Rwandan genocide of 1994, as a result, he lost faith in humanity, bullying everyone and everything, Kennedy says he is not new to crime, he was first imprisoned for bullying another student to death, just for being happy, (the student, not Patrick). he was also put in a Youth prison for killing his parents during an argument for 6 years. Patrick sanchez-kennedy was released in 2005. Sanchez says the got the gun and its bullets from the black market, and he motive for the attack was that he was sick and tired of the internet yapping about the sandy hook school massacre last week. Alex bulger, UBC News.

Peter Peyton: An Argentine woman has revealed she plans to marry the convicted killer of her twin sister.

Victor Cingolani is serving a 13-year sentence for murdering girlfriend Johana Casas, a fashion model, in August 2010.

He insists he is innocent and now wants to marry her twin at his prison in the country's Santa Cruz province.

Cingolani said in a TV interview that he and 22-year-old fiancee Edith Casas had been granted permission to wed in a civil registry in town but decided to do it in jail instead to avoid a media circus.

"I loved Johana, but I love Edith," he said.

"I have a beautiful bride and I am going to marry her."

But the mother of the twins, Marcelina Orellana, has vowed to do everything she can to prevent Edith from going ahead with the nuptials.

"We know this will be hard because she is an adult, but we will go to court to try to have her examined by a psychiatrist," she said.

"As far as we are concerned, she does not know what she is doing."

But Ms Casas also says Cingolani was unjustly convicted, saying he "is a guy who would not hurt a fly. He did not kill her".

She also accused her mother of abandoning her and her sister and added: "She cannot say I need a psychiatrist because I am fully aware of what I am doing."

Another man, Marcos Diaz, who had also dated Johana, is also doing time in prison over the killing.

We Have A Message from Julian assage from wikileaks, here it is:

https://youtu.be/b_Gy3UaHBXo

Well that's all for tonight. I'm Peter Peyton saying, Unglonia dear, Goodnight.

AN UNGLONIAN BROADCASTING CORPORATION PRODUCTION
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